Giving the Dog a Bone

Frederick the Animal

Frederick was an animal. Because of this, he had no friends. At least he wanted to believe it was because he was an animal that he had no friends. It could have been because of his horrible attitude.

Johnny

Johnny always fought with his parents. They just didn’t understand what it was like to have four toes on each foot!

The Duck who was Afraid He’d Gone Blind

I’ve gone blind! thought the duck. Then he realized that his eyes were gone.

Time to Turn Pink

A chameleon entered a little girl’s room one day. Time to turn pink! he thought.

Uncovering the Truth

A detective named Charlie wanted to find out why there were no more urinal cakes in the men’s restroom. He asked everyone he saw, but no one knew the reason. One person told him to ask the janitor, so Charlie decided to give it a shot. He walked down the hallway to the janitor’s office.
When Charlie arrived at the janitor’s office door, he noticed a strange humming noise coming from behind it. He cautiously raised his fist to knock on the door. Just before Charlie’s fist made contact with wood, a man quickly swung the door open. Instead of knocking on the door, Charlie ended up knocking on the man’s head. The man, stunned, fell into the office. It was then that Charlie took notice of what was making the humming sound.