Sunday, September 19, 2010

Short Stories? Short Stories.

Taking Out A Large Pack of M&M's

Furthermore, Jonah mentioned in conclusion to his speech, something must be done about that large puddle of blood on the break room floor!

Greatness Is Overwhelming

How did I become so great?
Careful! Talking like that could alert the gestapo!

The Truth About Tom

From the day that Tom figured out his favorite food, he felt compelled to lie every time someone asked him what it was. He had no real reason to lie, he just didn't want people to know how he discovered the taste of human flesh.

Gary's Gargantuan Gun

Gee, Gary! Get going! Gun Geoffrey's gratuitous gargoyle!
No, Ned. Not necessary.

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