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Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a tiny frog-like creature named Tanatswa. She was not a normal frog because she had found out at an early age that she was destined to become a magical fairy. Though this made no sense, that’s just the way it was. Anyway, Steven Tyler needed a pet fairy. One day, he stumbled upon Tanatswa in a muggy swamp, where he was collecting bog water for his collection. In one of his vials, he noticed Tanatswa swimming/hopping/whatever frog things do in bog water. “WHHAAAAAA! What are you doing in there?” he asked “… I was in my natural habitat.” Now, Tanatswa’s attitude pissed Steven Tyler off. Steven Tyler threw the vial of bog water back into the swamp and ran away, completely unaware that he had subsequently thrown away his opportunity to own a pet fairy of his own. THE END.

(By Darwin Graser and Tessa DeWaele)

A HAIKU
There once was a boy
Who fell off the sides of walls
Guess he should have looked.

ANOTHER HAIKU
Finding the remote
Can be very hard sometimes
Since I have no eyes.

HAIKU THE THIRD
Time passes me by
I sit here watching it go
Where did my foot go?

How to Find A Man who Always Hides

Tory was an honest person. She found a lot of things, but they were rarely of any value. One day, she stumbled across a man who had been hiding in the dumpster behind the apartment complex in which she lived. Confused, Tory asked him why he was there. As it turned out, the man had made a habit of hiding in various places, waiting for people to find him. He had been in the garbage can outside of Tory’s apartment complex for approximately 9 days before Tory stumbled upon his dead body.

Where to Pay Taxes on Clothing

If you’ve ever wondered how often to clean your toaster, it really depends on how much toast you make.

Travelling to the Moon

How much money do you make?
That’s a very personal question, you know.
I’m sorry. I was unaware.
That’s alright. We all make mistakes. That’s how we learn.

The Dog that Found Out That He Was on Fire

Taylor had never seen a real circus before. But today was his birthday, and his parents had promised him tickets to the circus that was in town. Taylor was very excited to see all of the elephants, lions, tigers, clowns, and acrobats.